jueves, 24 de diciembre de 2009

La Profecia del No Nacido


Pelicula de terror Malisima, si la llegan a cruzar en una gondola de Videoclub persignense tres veces al menos, no por lo que pueda generar esta pelicula de exorcismos, sino por la basura Hollywoodense que se encuentra dentro del Packaging.
Basicamente la Profecia del No Nacido tiene todos los guiños, logicos, boludos, y obvios de la maquinaria Americana que, segun ellos, deberian estar en una peli de terror, veamos cuales son, asi quedan advertidos por si se cruzan con otro especimen, les recuerdo que dentro del genero de terror hay muchos:

* La Minita, protagonista, esta que se parte y tiene escenas totalmente innecesarias en las cuales sale casi en pelotas, es mas, son reiteradas
* La Minita protagonista tiene una amiga, super hiper boluda, que no le cree lo que le esta pasando a la protagonista.... Obviamente debe morir

* Tambien tenemos a la vieja que le da todo el sentido a la pelicula explicando cosas y poniendo ejemplos

* Alguien que no puede faltar, el noviecito Heroe que intenta salvar la situacion enfrentandose al mismisimo demonio.... y, por supuesto es un Ken junto a su Barbie, porque tambien sacara algunos suspiros de las mujeres en la sala que, equivocadamente hayan entrado a ver la pelicula.
* El afano caracteristico a la memorable pelicula "El Exorcista" en esta ocasion es demasiado marcado, basicamente en ves de tomar prestado algo, le robaron la escena de la Araña (persona subiendo la escalera invertida en cuatro patas, obviamente endemoniada)


Como pueden observar, es totalmente de gusto que trate de salvar algo y explicarles de que va la pelicula, con todas las pavadas antes descriptas, solo me queda pedirles que miren para otro lado, porque en serio, mete miedo, pero por lo mal echa que esta.

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